Yes this could easily fit into a "Things that shit me" category, the crappy jokes that accompany (ba doom tss). Ok- now the obvious has been done... these things are really not that hard, and don't require a whole lot of effort, so why they occur so often speaks as to the stupidity of mankind:
Pee on the seat?
Wipe it off!
Pee on the floor?
Wipe it up!
Skid marks
Unavoidable perhaps- but removable! Ever notice the brush beside the toilet? Know what it's for? That's right!
Floaters
Dump. Flush. Check. Flush again if necessary. Now that took what- 3 seconds?
Ladies- issues around certain times of the month can be avoided quite easily. There is a bin there to put your "sanitary items" in. USE IT. If you are uncertain as to whether you should put wrappers etc in there, don't drop them on the floor next to the toilet- take them with you, and put them in the bin.
If you happen to leave a gigantic bloody vagina print or smear on the seat (though still not sure how you managed that, but it has been seen on several occassions)- then wipe it off!
Then there's the slightly more odd
Turning on the tap and leaving it running so people won't hear you... wtf? Is it that you think nobody else has that particular bodily function? You don't think that Australia is experiencing a drought and we should use more water?
Leaving the door open while taking a dump when you've only known someone for a fortnight- FAIL! (that was an "interesting" dating surprise!)
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