Backwards to a Foreword

I started these writings with the intent of making mostly comedic style social observations. But opinions are like arseholes- everyone's got one- and as if often the way- the original intent is not what has eventuated, as the darker side of my mind has been very much in control lately.

All my writings are essentially a point of view or recollections of lived experiences. As with witness statements, which are not admissible as evidence in court due to the high rate of inaccuracy- sometimes what I feel, think or remember won't be the same as other people who may have been present for the same events.

They are my thoughts, feelings and memories, and may not necessarily represent those of people represented in them.

Friday, 2 December 2011

Things that shit me #13- Bad-weather-behaviour

We've had a week of storms, rain and hail this week, which has not been helped at all by douchebag behaviour.

1- umbrellas have metal through them to keep them rigid. You do not need to hold it so that it drips down the back of someone else's neck, or pokes them in the eye when you swing it around thoughtlessly.

2- when you're shaking off your umbrella before entering a building etc, doing it right next to someone else and shaking all the water onto their legs is somewhat inconsiderate.

3- rain + uneven surfaces and blocked drains makes puddles. You do not have to drive straight through them at speed and drench the people on the sidewalk.
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  1. Nicholas7 December 2011 at 15:51

    3) Yes, you totally have to drive through them at speed to drench people on the sidewalk with muddy, oily water bwuahahahahah

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