Backwards to a Foreword

I started these writings with the intent of making mostly comedic style social observations. But opinions are like arseholes- everyone's got one- and as if often the way- the original intent is not what has eventuated, as the darker side of my mind has been very much in control lately.

All my writings are essentially a point of view or recollections of lived experiences. As with witness statements, which are not admissible as evidence in court due to the high rate of inaccuracy- sometimes what I feel, think or remember won't be the same as other people who may have been present for the same events.

They are my thoughts, feelings and memories, and may not necessarily represent those of people represented in them.

Monday, 23 January 2012

Fashion victims #3

The first piece in today's fashion victims collection (right), is not an article of underwear you may find in an adult sexual-activity equipment/accessories store, but masquerades as an item of swimwear.   I find myself pondering exactly how many share the designers of this one own in laser hair removal clinics or wax manufacturers. Suggestive of a male- to- female gender reassignment surgery, this one says OUCH in quite a few ways.
If you're not thinking "pluck me!", and are somewhat less of an attention seeker, perhaps beige is more your style.

Certain limits should be applied to the amount of beige anyone should wear at the one time, however. This shade is called "camel", and it is assuredly the only hump that will be likely to be associated with it. Camel, on the otherhand becomes twice as relevant with a little stretch into the air, thus creating a -toe.

Our final article in today's collection appears to be an innovative, environmentally friendly item, made from rubber bands and pieces of string. That is probably its only positive attribute, aside from its moderate amusement value to a kitten- although with the minimal protective value it holds your skin will soon resemble the shirt itself.

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